Monthly Archives: September 2009

Flu Treatment

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?   For bird flu you need tweetment but for the swine flu you only need oinkment ….     grr… arrrgh~~ Jay R. Chase   Advertisements

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Some system conversions you might find useful:

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter:  Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds Chinese soup:  Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:  1 Bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God:  1 billigram Time it takes to … Continue reading

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Talking Dog

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the … Continue reading

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GOD AND LAWNCARE

       GOD:     Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets,  milkweeds  and stuff I started eons ago? I had a … Continue reading

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