Monthly Archives: September 2006

Plumbers

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink athis home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came thenext day and sealed a few screws, and everything was workingas before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gavehim … Continue reading

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Those were the days my friends

prelapsarian (pree-lap-SAYR-ee-uhn) adjective    Relating to any innocent or carefree period in the past. [From Latin pre- (before) + lapsus (fall). The term refers to the periodin the Garden of Eden before Adam and Eve lost their innocence.] Today’s word … Continue reading

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Non-news item (just a funny, folks!!!)

Lewinsky Mulls ’08 Run In a development that could drastically alter the playing field of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky confirmed today that she was considering making a bid for the Democratic … Continue reading

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Tie goes to the runner

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little  old Jewish man sitting at a … Continue reading

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Talking about The Anchoress » Benedict’s “blunder” was partly media-enhanced-UPDATED

The Anchoress » Benedict’s “blunder” was partly media-enhanced-UPDATED Well crafted piece on her take of this brou-ha-ha… I saw a shirt the other day that said, "I have a picture of Allah on the back… wait, I was just kidding… … Continue reading

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Enjoying that rare day off!

The girls had a cross country meet at John Cooper (up in the Woodlands) this morning.  Up at six, cup of coffee and out the door.  Every parking spot for miles was taken, so took a chance and parked on … Continue reading

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And we will be none the better for this joke… :)

There were two nuns…   One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL):   It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.   … Continue reading

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