Category Archives: Humor

How to earn your zero!!!

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM He should have gotten 100% for his wit!!! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the … Continue reading

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The Rooster Politician

“Butch” the Rooster John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster … Continue reading

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GED Answers

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination  These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)…………and they WILL breed.Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. Explain one of the processes by which water can be … Continue reading

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Publix Supermarket

A new Publix Supermarket opened in Hudson, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.  When you pass the … Continue reading

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Inner Peace

 Inner peace is important. We all can find it. I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could alluse a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice, you too can find inner … Continue reading

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Flu Treatment

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?   For bird flu you need tweetment but for the swine flu you only need oinkment ….     grr… arrrgh~~ Jay R. Chase  

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Some system conversions you might find useful:

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter:  Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds Chinese soup:  Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:  1 Bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God:  1 billigram Time it takes to … Continue reading

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