Wet Weekend

Friday was a day for contemplation — for the whole squad.  We call that a "paperwork" day.  Not much to do out in the pouring rain anyway.  Had lunch at one of our favorite Vietnamese restaurants, then visited with a complainant and explained the successes of last night!  Back to the station and out of the rain.  Met with a high school friend in the afternoon and had overtime that evening.  Valerie had dinner with high school chums… girls watched videos and played Diablo!  Boys… who knows??
 
This weekend was pretty lazy.  Unfortunately, we missed Kevin and Janet’s wedding…. feel pretty bad about that, but sometimes those things happen .  Ended up watching Naruto with the girls and falling asleep right after… what a party animal I am!
 
Sunday was excellent!  Didn’t get out of the house once!!  Grilled Burgers and Dogs, then retired to the patio with a Cuban Perdomo, Crown and Pepsi, and The DaVinci Code.  Movie was okay, but don’t care much for the premise…  At least now, I can say I saw it!! (Give me my "B" movie chop sakes any day!!
 
Made Nicholas stay home for the morning and finish his last scholarship essay!  It was on police pursuits… I might put it up in a few weeks.
 
Well… time to work… have a good week!
 
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Happy Late Passover!
 
MONA LISA’S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent
on Braces, this you call a smile?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS’ JEWISH MOTHER: "I don’t care what you’ve
discovered, You didn’t call, you didn’t write!

MICHELANGELO’S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for
you the walls Like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to
get that schmutz off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON’S JEWISH MOTHER: "You’re not hiding your report card? Show me!
Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JEWISH MOTHER: Again with that hat! Why can’t you
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S JEWISH MOTHER: "Next time I catch you throwing
money across the Potomac , you can kiss your allowance good-bye!

THOMAS EDISON’S JEWISH MOTHER: "Okay, so I’m proud that you invented
the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE’S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don’t care where you think you have to
go, Young man, midnight is long past your bedtime!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN’S JEWISH MOTHER: "Your senior photograph and you
couldn’t have done something with your hair?"

MOSES’ JEWISH MOTHER: "Desert schmesert!! Where have you really been
for the last forty years?"

BILL GATES’ JEWISH MOTHER: "It would have killed you to become a
doctor?"

BILL CLINTON’S JEWISH MOTHER: "Well, at least she was a nice Jewish
girl, that Monica!"

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