A Lawyer and a Blonde are on the plane

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question,
and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one,
and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to
play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What’s the distance from the earth
to the moon?"

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the blonde’s turn.  She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde
and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and
asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
to sleep.

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