A Win-Win-Win Situation

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border and put the Florida alligators in it, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans.
 
Any other problems you would like for me to solve?

Still doing the ssss assignment (super secret squirrel squad).  Everybody still having fun… ‘cept maybe the bad guys :).  All kindsa strange things goin’ on here – people not liking who or what they are (watch the news to understand)… What I don’t get is how….. well never mind…. I am not sure I have any first amendment rights these days!


Girls had their first horseback riding lessons with Sayer and had a great time!  I am hoping this will work out through the summer and into the school year.  Of course, they are already on me to get a rescue horse 😮  Yikes!

Christopher took the physical exam and psyche test on Friday – is supposed to go to orientation on Monday…. whoo hoo!!  A chaseling on the department – starting our own family tradition  

Well, the coffee is starting to take hold – time for me to go enjoy my one entire day off and take care of all the things I did not attend to last week while I was working overtime.  Be good!

Lipstick At School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington State recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

 
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something
had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He
took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators…

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