Dog gone it all anyway!

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


…Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

Ain’t that the truth!!


Last night was crazy… got into three pursuits/foot chases etc…  lotsa excitement!  Only down side was it was drizzling all night… Wearing body armor with a rain jacket and running around make for a pretty slimy Jay at the end of the shift – got home around four and slept in…. it was great!!!!  Now its time to play Mr. Mom and clean dishes, vacuum… all the stuff I love sooo much… See – I would never make it as the family dog!


Because They Hate – Brigitte Gabriel 

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