Thoughts for the Day

"I think that’s how Chicago and Detroit got started.  Bunch of people
in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’"
                 –Richard Jeni

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators
would be dead."
            –Johnny Carson

"Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography."
                 –Paul Rodriguez

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.  At least
they can find Afghanistan."
                 –A. Whitney Brown

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schmendrik (SHMEN-drik) noun, also shmendrik, schmendrick, shmendrick

   A foolish, clueless, and naive person.

[After the name of the title character in an operetta by Abraham Goldfaden
(1840-1908).]
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